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	<title>Mind Your Own God Damn Business</title>
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	<description>Nothing to see here, bitches.</description>
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		<title>FUCK IT!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a friend who was introduced to me through a mutual acquaintance. A few weeks after the friend and I met, he was telling our acquaintance that he thought I was kind of funny. Our acquaintance somberly explained to him that I wasn&#8217;t, in fact, funny, but that I just quoted funny lines from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>myogdb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;m sure you know, today is Valentine&#8217;s Day, bar none the holiday that I hear more people bitch about than any other. Single people are always angry about it because they feel like it&#8217;s a day designed to smear their loneliness in their face like they&#8217;re a puppy that took a dump on the carpet. A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whoops</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I can&#8217;t help but notice that it&#8217;s been about two weeks since I updated. How embarrassing.
I can explain.
It seems that it&#8217;s 2010, and I can play video games again.
And that&#8217;s pretty much it.
At first, it was just Torchlight. Then, I got my hands on Plants Vs. Zombies. Then, I loaded Civilization 4 onto my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Floating (NCBF)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>myogdb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Just so you know, NCBF stands for &#8220;Not Certified Butthole-free&#8221;. It means that I&#8217;m pretty sure that there are no buttholes in this post, but can I really ever be positive?) 
Fact #1: Three years ago, I was at a family reunion. While I was there, I met a cousin that I didn&#8217;t really know [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Avatar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>myogdb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Dad&#8217;s birthday was a few weeks ago, and we went to see Avatar.
You want my take? Here&#8217;s my take:
James Cameron is a fucking pro at making movies that trick people into thinking they&#8217;re awesome just long enough to get a gigantic pile of money and an Oscar. You remember Titanic? It made historically high [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Games.</title>
		<link>http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/2010/01/games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>myogdb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;m a little bit over 24 hours into being able to play games again, and it&#8217;s rapidly becoming clear why I wanted to give them up for a year.
On New Year&#8217;s eve, I went to a friend&#8217;s house to celebrate. I was having a good time, so I hung out until 3. Then, when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trick or Treat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>myogdb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is magic.
I&#8217;m at my Grandma&#8217;s house right now, hanging out with my family and doing Christmas stuff. Despite that, I can still update this thing thanks to the wireless connection. Magic.
The real fun came last night, though. My little sister and I were chatting after everyone else had gone to bed, and an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just A Bachelor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 08:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>myogdb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;m in what you might call a financial &#8220;pinch&#8221; right now.
As you know, I&#8217;ve been living the glamorous lifestyle of a substitute teacher for a couple of years now &#8211; getting worked over by little kids, waking up at a different time every day, never being sure if and when my next job will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television, Part II</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 06:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>myogdb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jersey Shore
For those of you who don&#8217;t know, Jersey Shore is an MTV reality show that&#8217;s basically the Real World, only with nothing but &#8220;Guidos&#8221; and &#8220;Guidettes&#8221;. Those two groups, as near as I can tell, are comprised of really tan, good looking, mentally retarded, racist Italian stereotypes. There have actually been protests aimed at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television, Part I</title>
		<link>http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/2009/12/television/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>myogdb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My New Year&#8217;s resolution to give up video games for a year is finally winding down &#8211; I have 21 days left before I can pick up a controller &#8211; and I&#8217;ve started to take a look at the things that I&#8217;ve done over the year.
As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, one of those things is &#8220;Watch [...]]]></description>
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