Comments on: Floating (NCBF) http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/2010/01/floating-ncbf/ Nothing to see here, bitches. Sun, 04 Jul 2010 06:40:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Bibi http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/2010/01/floating-ncbf/comment-page-1/#comment-2394 Bibi Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:52:16 +0000 http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/?p=1291#comment-2394 It... sounds a bit like elaborate self-torture. The second one that is. The first is more... plain stupid, really. Maybe this was God's plan all along. He didn't want to forbid sex, he just wanted to watch guilt-ridden half-frustrated humans embarrass themselves. lol and I actually do believe in God. It… sounds a bit like elaborate self-torture. The second one that is. The first is more… plain stupid, really.

Maybe this was God’s plan all along. He didn’t want to forbid sex, he just wanted to watch guilt-ridden half-frustrated humans embarrass themselves.

lol and I actually do believe in God.

]]> By: myogdb http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/2010/01/floating-ncbf/comment-page-1/#comment-2393 myogdb Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:42:06 +0000 http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/?p=1291#comment-2393 It's true. I've never been a girl (as far as all of you know), but I can say that as a boy, during the early stages of puberty, it was pretty hard to find any sort of belief, principle or standard that I held that couldn't be compromised with the promise of sex. You stay classy, teenagers. It’s true. I’ve never been a girl (as far as all of you know), but I can say that as a boy, during the early stages of puberty, it was pretty hard to find any sort of belief, principle or standard that I held that couldn’t be compromised with the promise of sex. You stay classy, teenagers.

]]> By: Atkins's Wife http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/2010/01/floating-ncbf/comment-page-1/#comment-2391 Atkins's Wife Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:41:28 +0000 http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/?p=1291#comment-2391 Apparently your butt-sexing "Christian" cousin skipped the whole part of the Bible about sodomy. P.S. Sodomy is usually defined as any sort of "non-reproductive sex" which would mean anal, oral, ear canals, armpits, or nostrils. I do love the ability of someone to convince the other person that sex without moving is okay. Man, that guy is a frickin' genius. Of course, it also means that the girl was an idiot. Well, to be fair, what it really means is hormones overcome sensibility every time. Apparently your butt-sexing “Christian” cousin skipped the whole part of the Bible about sodomy. P.S. Sodomy is usually defined as any sort of “non-reproductive sex” which would mean anal, oral, ear canals, armpits, or nostrils.
I do love the ability of someone to convince the other person that sex without moving is okay. Man, that guy is a frickin’ genius. Of course, it also means that the girl was an idiot.
Well, to be fair, what it really means is hormones overcome sensibility every time.

]]> By: myogdb http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/2010/01/floating-ncbf/comment-page-1/#comment-2388 myogdb Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:18:44 +0000 http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/?p=1291#comment-2388 I totally agree. Whoever developed this idea is, like, the John Elway of persuasion. Hell, maybe it was John Elway, working some of his magic on a nice Mormon girl. If that were the case, the only one yelling "PUT 'EM IN A BODY BAG, JOHNNY!!!" When it was all over would be me. From the corner, where I was watching. There's nothing weird about that, right? I totally agree. Whoever developed this idea is, like, the John Elway of persuasion. Hell, maybe it was John Elway, working some of his magic on a nice Mormon girl. If that were the case, the only one yelling “PUT ‘EM IN A BODY BAG, JOHNNY!!!” When it was all over would be me. From the corner, where I was watching. There’s nothing weird about that, right?

]]> By: youknowdamnwellwhothisis http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/2010/01/floating-ncbf/comment-page-1/#comment-2387 youknowdamnwellwhothisis Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:49:17 +0000 http://mindyourowngoddamnbusiness.com/wordpress/?p=1291#comment-2387 Great post; well worth the wait. I would love to meet the young mormon who first proposed the idea of "floating", and was able to convince their partner that it was okay. I am sure they have a promising career ahead of them in law or politics. The command of rhetoric it would have taken to convince a young lady that me sticking my p in her v was okay as long as I didn't move is genius. And like the Snuggie, or the Clapper, or the argument about anal, I am disappointed that I didn't think of it first. Great post; well worth the wait. I would love to meet the young mormon who first proposed the idea of “floating”, and was able to convince their partner that it was okay. I am sure they have a promising career ahead of them in law or politics. The command of rhetoric it would have taken to convince a young lady that me sticking my p in her v was okay as long as I didn’t move is genius. And like the Snuggie, or the Clapper, or the argument about anal, I am disappointed that I didn’t think of it first.

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