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(For those of you who don’t know, the above acronym stands for “Certified Butthole Free, But There’s A Slight Chance Is Less Than Completely Horse Vagina Free. Do what you will with that information.)
After some careful consideration, I have decided to eliminate the post with a horse penis in it. I’m a busy man. I can’t waste bandwidth making sure that people that speak Farsi get their dong fix for the day. Don’t worry, I didn’t delete the entry. It’s just private now. That way, when the homeland security raids my house, I can be sure that it’s incredibly easy for them to find evidence of my fine collection of horse wang pictures.
Sure, I’ll be sorry to see all of the traffic from it disappear, but it was time.
Besides. Horse penises are SO last year. The kids these days are all about one thing and one thing only:
Horse Vaginas.

Welcome to the FUTURE!
Now we’re talking.
And, actually, now that I look at it, I guess that there is a picture of a butthole in this post. What are you gonna do?