If Obama’s health care reform passes with its godless, socialist public option in tact, when the dreaded death panels that Sarah Palin has been warning me about come to my door and demand to know how I want to die, I’ve already got it all planned out.
“Nothing fancy,” I’ll say.
“I just want to die a simple, peaceful, dignified death,” I’ll say.
“I want you to tie me to a missile and fire me into the air. Then, get a gigantic robot spider with drills for feet and a laser mounted on top of it to shoot me out of the air while Dethklok plays an especially brutal track off of their heavy-as-fuck follow up to Dethalbum, appropriately titled Dethalbum II, available for purchase September 29th,” I’ll say.
“This is going to be so fucking sweet,” I’ll say. “Just do it today. Seriously. I’m getting pumped up just thinking about this,” I’ll say.
If they have any questions, I’ll show them this video:
I guess that this is actually a little bit unrealistic.
There aren’t actually any death panels, you retards.
Remember, Dethalbum II, September 29th. Brutal.
#1 by danny on September 25, 2009 - 7:10 am
I can’t tell what the hell just happened. but it seemed totally metal.
#2 by myogdb on September 25, 2009 - 4:07 pm
You’re goddamn right. The public option is metal as hell.
#3 by youknowdamnwellwhothisis on September 26, 2009 - 12:44 am
http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/03/17/exclusive-dark-horse-comics-announces-the-goon-vs-dethklok-get-your-first-look-here/
because it is metal to like comics.
#4 by myogdb on September 30, 2009 - 3:46 pm
Awesome. I have no idea who the goon is, or how he will interact with Dethklok, but awesome.