Oops.

I, for one, am pissed at the lobsterman.

I have no idea why they chose a song about L.A. This happens in almost every Broncos video, though. They put some shitty rap music in when some thrash would really get the job done.

Enjoy the steak. Those things are delicious.

And you made me really hungry for steak.

First: I laughed at the song, and then realized that it goes on for over four minutes. It reminds me of one of those SNL skits that you laugh once or twice, and then they keep beating the same joke into the ground, and you just end up being mad.

Second: the first cogent analysis of the Denver Broncos I have read (and I read a lot of them). Good job.

Third: The Bodybuilding Jay Cutler was Mr. Olympia one year. When they said Jay Cutler when they first drafted him, this is who I envisioned.

Fourth: I am eating a cold steak right now thanks to your delicious steak description. Unfortunately, I’m having to eat it with cold Kale, peanut butter, and purple, sugar-free Kool-Aid instead of a delicious marinade, great side dishes, and moist, chewy dinner rolls. Damn you.

Fifth: Why choose a song about LA when doing a review of the Denver Broncos? At first, I thought that the 2010 superbowl was in LA, but it looks like it’s in Miami. This makes absolutely no sense at all.

So the proposal is to combine the “Screamo-Crunk” from the intro with the youtube at the bottom, just turn the volume down on the bottom one, and the volume up on the top one. I’m doing it right now and it makes them both more awesome. Problem solved.

Hope you got another snow day.